I’m choking up you guys, you made my 32nd birthday the best birthday ever! I bet you didn’t realize I was only 32, I’ve been told I look old for my age.
So I’ve been navigating Swagbucks.com this week and I noticed a couple fun promotions going on. Firstly, there is Search & Learn: At the Movies. Normally I wouldn’t consider myself with such trivial pursuits as movie trivia but the lure of winning 500 SB tickled my fancy. Then I found Movie Munchies Collector’s Bills. Of course I would never be caught dead eating a hot dog or nachos in a movie theater but I do love M&M’s. I even have a fresh bag of them open right here. I think they’re defective though, all my M&M’s have W’s, E’s, and 3’s on them. What? I should turn them sideways? Ugh, I’m going to be alone now.
Alright, that’s enough alone time, it’s time for this week’s Swaganigans!
- Choose a movie. Any movie. It can be a great movie, a good movie, an okay movie, a bad movie or your favorite movie. (see what I did there?)
- Rename the movie to reflect what the movie is really about.We both know movies try to be edgy with their titles to get your attention. Well, don’t be that guy… or gal.
- Use your humorous cleverness and intellectual horsepower.
If you need some help what we’re looking for take a look at this blog. It’s called Better Movie Titles and you shouldn’t copy the movie titles from there. That would be cheating.
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Prizes
Grand Prize gets 2500 SB. Second Place gets 1500 SB. Other runners up get 1000 SB. Honorable mentions, if any, will receive 10 SB. Any members that gets posted are immediately entered into the select group club of “Swagglers” all of whom are competing for the coveted Swaggler of the Year (i.e the member who gets posted the most). I hope the evilscotsman is keeping track?
Guidelines
Winners will be selected on the basis of humor, wit, wisdom, cleverness and originality. Write your entries in the comments below. 11 entries max. Please include your Swag Name, city & state at the end of each entry. Entries must be posted on or before Sunday, July 10th at 11:59pm (in whatever time zone you happen to be in). Judges reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness. No purchase necessary. Employees of Prodege LLC and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. All gift card prizes are paid out in SB points. To get SB points you must be a member of Swagbucks. If you are not yet a member of Swagbucks that’s okay, no one is perfect. But you can redeem yourself by joining here.
For information on Swaganigans rules and ultimate purpose click here.
Now it’s time to hand things over to the esteemed Prof Jockey to round up last week’s new birthday songs.
LAST WEEK’S WINNERS
Last week we asked you for new birthday songs.
Second Place Winner of 1500 SB
Tune: Puff the Magic Dragon
Hush my wee Swaggodore
Lives in my PC
Has a birthday coming up
It’s time for joy and glee
His comments are so clever
He doesn’t miss a beat
And when he chooses winners
Well, we know it’s quite a feat
Don’t puff my wee Swaggodore
That stuff is not for youse [I was born in the Bronx, give me a break]
It makes you see things in your mind
Of many different hues
But since it is your birthday
It’s time to celebrate
We’re all here to make sure
That it will be something great
(wimmr, New York, NY)
Grand Prize Winner of 2500 SB
Tune: America the Beautiful
Oh, July 3rd and Christmas Eve,
The fourth Wednesday in November
The day before whenever Easter is,
The last day in December
The day before a holiday’s
the worst day for a birthday
You have to work, and no one cares.
But Happy Birthday anyway.
(Kendrlynne, Tooele, UT)
Runners Up (1000 SB each)
Tune: We Will Rock You
Swaggy is a birthday boy, heard you are a-nnoyed by the song happy birth-DAY
Logged on today cause i’m trying to get paid, first activity was a little Ncrave
Thanks to you, i’m doing SURVEYS, Doing SURVEYS
Thanks to you, I’m SEARCHING today, searching Today
Swaggy you’re a swagman, hope you get some good cake, you got chips on the plate, a Swagbucks date, and i’m singing this now, so I won’t be late
Thanks to you, i’m Swagging, Surfing
Thanks to you, i’m Swagging, Swagging
(Cbonilla8890, Homestead, FL)
Tune: 1967 Spiderman Theme Song
Swaggodore, Swaggodore
Gives out swagbucks to the poor.
Its his birthday what a win!
Partying down with Lady Elocin
Blow Out!
Them candles Birthday man!
Its his birthday? Yes of course,
Here he comes riding Jockeys little horse.
Opening presents big and small,
Just stay away from the law!
Happy Birthday!
And many more, Swaggodore!
Swaggodore, Swaggodore
Friendly Swagbucks Swaggodore!!
(Jennireviews, Sebring, FL)
Tune: Khaled All I Do Is Win
All we do is win win win no matter what
Got Swagbucks on our minds we can’t never get enough
And everytime Swaggodore’s in the building
Everybody’s hands go UP!
And they stay there
Happy Birthday yeah
Swaganigans yeah
(Swag UP, get down!)
Cause all we do is search win win win
Survey’s going in
Put birthday wishes on the air
Swaggodore is there
(swaguser54781012, Williamsburg, KY)
Honorable Mentions (10 SB each)
Tune: Theme from Gilligan’s Island.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
Of a guy called Swaggadore,
A Grandpa Munster look alike
Or Slughorn even more.
The man is having a birthday bash
Demanding Gift Card swag.
But we want bucks and GC too
In our party favor bag..
Our party favor bag.
The party’s set for July 3, the games and fun are here.
With Lady Elocin de Vieux Carre
The Swaggers too,
Professor Jockey and his horse,
The movie star [played by Valerie from FB wall]
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Swaggadore’s Day.
(StillSearching, Norcross, GA)
Fireworks, Sparklers, and Boomers, fill the sky. Outside it looks like the Fourth of July. Inside, it’s the birthday of the Swaggodore. He offers the gift cards that you adore. So sing to him on his day of joy. And to you, the Swagbucks, he will deploy. We hope to swag you again next year, for the Swagbucks, we say, thank you dear!
(chowlady66, Chebanse, IL)
Look Swaggadore,
If you had one Swagbuck and one opportunity to enter a Swagstake
To win a swagstake for your birthday
Would you enter, or just chicken out?
(QueenOfHell1996, New Bern, NC)
Tune: Frito Bandito
Ai Yi Yi Yi
Happy Birthday Swaggodore-o
My birthday wish to you
is simple
it is
Another year of
challenges
filled with laughter and cheer.
Ai Yi Yi Yi
Happy Birthday Swaggodore-o
We will give you
all the humor and
cleverness of
intelligent horsepower
that you intensively desire.
Ai Yi Yi Yi
Have a very Happy Birthday Swaggodore-o
(Pegboard33, Sebring, FL)
Tune: Fresh Prince of Bel Air
This is a story all about the guy
Whose website has surveys and gift cards so fly
I’d like to a minute, just shut up and listen
I’ll tell you all in this Swaggadore birthday edition.
(Instrumental Interlude)
Somewhere in North America, born and raised,
On the internet is where he spent most of his days,
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool,
And watchin’ some “Fresh Prince” like it was still cool,
When a couple ideas were sure to be good:
Free money for the people in his neighborhood!
He made one little site, and his mom, I swear,
Said that’s a better thought than just watchin’ Bel Air!
(Musical interlude)
He made up a blog and it became clear
The site giving Swag should have his face to endear.
If anything you could say that this site was rare,
But he thought, naw forget it, let’s watch some Bel Air!
He pulled up to his house on the Third of July
And was surprised to see a big crowd, no lie!
He looked at his party. It would not be a bore;
A birthday had come, to the Swaggadore!
(trevortni1522736, Seattle, WA)
IN CONCLUSION
Follow @Swaggodore and @ProfessorJockey on Twitter and tweet at them. We’re not paying them to sit around and do nothing. In fact, we don’t pay them at all! Now go challenge yourself!
-Professor Jockey and his horse Correct Answer
-Lady Elocin de Vieux Carre
– The Swaggodore
