I knew that headline would get your attention… Did you know that The Swaggodore has a PhD in Clickbait?
Swaggernauts, we’ve got some bad news for you. Swag Codes have long been a staple of Swagbucks culture and why wouldn’t they be? It’s free SB as long as you’re able to find them! That’s what makes this so hard. You may not know this but we can only use each Swag Code once. That’s right, just once. For example, if we use the Swag Code SaveMoney we can never use it again. It’s unfortunate but that’s the world we live in and because of it we are running out of Swag Codes we can use unless you want something that looks like 7amjk1345j. That’s why we desperately need your help in this week’s Swaganigans. Here is your challenge:
- Make up a Swag Code and submit it in the comments below. It can be about anything.
- Like a real Swag Code, your Swag Code can only be 13 characters, letters and numbers only, and no spaces.
- Use your humorous cleverness and intellectual horsepower. These Swag Codes need to be the kind that when you find you at the very least chuckle.
Just to be clear because I know you are going to ask questions about it, there is no Swag Code in this blog post and we are not discontinuing Swag Codes. We are merely using the concept of Swag Codes as a basis for this week’s Swaganigans. If you showed up here because you thought it was a Swag Code, make the best of it! We recommend you keep reading, make an entry, and comment on other members’ entries. Have fun!
First time here? Have no idea what’s going on. Don’t worry. This post will answer all your questions.
Prizes
Grand Prize gets 2500 SB. Second Place gets 1500 SB. Other runners up get 1000 SB. And the submission with the most likes gets 500 SB. Honorable mentions, if any, will receive 10 SB. Any members that gets posted are immediately entered into the select group club of “Swagglers” all of whom are competing for the coveted Swaggler of the Year (i.e the member who gets posted the most). I hope the evilscotsman is keeping track?
Guidelines
Winners will be selected on the basis of humor, wit, wisdom, cleverness and originality. Write your entries in the comments below. 11 entries max. Please include your Swagname, city & state at the end of each entry. Entries must be posted on or before Sunday, April 3rd at 11:59pm (in whatever time zone you happen to be in). Judges reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness. No purchase necessary. Employees of Prodege LLC and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. All gift card prizes are paid out in SB points. To get SB points you must be a member of Swagbucks. If you are not yet a member of Swagbucks that’s ok, no one is perfect. But you can redeem yourself by joining here.
For information on Swaganigans rules and ultimate purpose click here.
Now it’s time to hand things over to the esteemed Prof Jockey to round up last week’s rejects.
LAST WEEK’S WINNERS
Last week we asked you to create rejects. You guys did amazing though, I might even buy some of these products
Second Place Winner of 1500 SB
(to the barista) One free name misspelling, no judgement. (bagecka, San Mateo, CA)
Grand Prize Winner of 2500 SB
To my mom: Good for a whole day where I won’t procrastinate. *Refundable later (Mazz1008, Woodstock, GA)
Runners Up (1000 SB each)
To friends and family. Redeemed this coupon for a glitter free Christmas card. Some exclusion may apply. (bubble1275)
(To a friend) Good for one time where I do not try to explain why not getting a big refund is actually a good thing when you complain about why your refund is so small. (Bejoyfulalways9, Richmond, VA)
(To an oversharing Facebook friend) Good for one “like” on a post that I actually do not like. (Beth0081, Republic, MO)
Honorable Mentions (10 SB each)
<p>To swaganigans judges: Good for one day of me not bugging you about wanting html;<p/> (SgtSarcastic, Dawsonville, GA)
(To Professor Jockey, Swaggodore, and Lady Elocin): One free pass to misplace Swaganigans entries. Stuff happens. We’ll get over it. Coupon may be re-used once per year. (BooBBear, Carmel, IN)
(To my children) This coupon offers the holder a half-off discount on their Easter tax. I will only eat 5% of your candy (instead of the usual 10%). One coupon per customer. Some exclusions may apply* *Offer does not apply to Peeps or Robin’s Eggs and does not guarantee that I won’t eat your candy just because I feel like it. (dbmemorialprojec, Philadelphia, PA)
(To the grocery store) Good for one time, I will pay for all the apples my kids took one bite out of instead of artfully arranging them bite-side-down back in the bin. Coupon not valid on grapes, as it’s too hard to know exactly how many of those they ate. (Kendrlynne, Tooele, UT)
(To the non-vegetarians around me) One coupon good for one meal where I won’t mention the fact that I don’t eat meat and you do. (EarningLearning, Philadelphia, PA)
IN CONCLUSION
Follow @Swaggodore and @ProfessorJockey on Twitter and tweet at them. We’re not paying them to sit around and do nothing. In fact, we don’t pay them at all! Now go challenge yourself!
-Professor Jockey and his horse Correct Answer
-Lady Elocin de Vieux Carre
– The Swaggodore
